dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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