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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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