hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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