Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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