Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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