Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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