btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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