Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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