"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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