i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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