I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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