I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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