I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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