It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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