his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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