My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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