We won't sleep together?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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