I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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