I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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