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Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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