That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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