if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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