It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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