Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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