with your own penis?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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