How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
