I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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