I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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