Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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