you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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