Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
