Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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