Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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