He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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