Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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