k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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