actually, I'm a sock model
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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