In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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