return my video game
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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