Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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