none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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