Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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