I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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