She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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