I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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