I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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