just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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