The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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I just gargled with NyQuil
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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