:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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