It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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