You surviving the open bar?
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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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