dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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