Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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