Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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