love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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