I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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